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FAQ's
Where are you located?
MADE IN THE USA (FLORIDA + TEXAS, LET'S GO)
We print our shirts right here in America. Could've gone cheaper overseas — didn't. Some things you just do right, like showing up to fish and not catching anything.
INTERNATIONAL MEMBERS?
Bad fishing is a global sport. We've got printers around the world so your gear shows up fast, no matter where you're failing to catch fish from.
Do you ship internationally?
WE SHIP EVERYWHERE
Bad fishing is universal, so yeah — we ship worldwide. Rates depend on where you're at, so peek at our shipping policy before checkout. No surprises, just excuses.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
YOU'LL GET A TRACKING NUMBER
Once your gear ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can stalk your package's journey right to your door. Way more productive than stalking fish.
What materials are your products made of?
THE MATERIALS ARE LEGIT
Our tees are soft, comfy, and built to survive whatever you put them through — long days on the water, zero fish, that one time you wiped your hands on it anyway. Exact fabric varies by item, so check the product page for the specifics.
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On all orders over $75
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Sustainable Materials
Eco-friendly, plant-based, and recycled fabrics
Easy 30-Day Returns
Hassle-free returns for peace of mind