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Utah - Where My Marriage is Kept Alive by Trout Season
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Utah - Where My Marriage is Kept Alive by Trout Season

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Color: White
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🎣 The Shirt That Just Gets It

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (Gildan 64000), so it's soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for those long days on the water. This shirt has that easy, "I've been fishing since sunrise" feel right out of the package (we won't tell). Semi-fitted and true to size — because nothing says "avid angler" like a shirt that actually fits right. Printed and shipped in the USA by people who probably also have a tackle box they never fully organize.

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100% RING SPUN COTTON — Soft, tough, pre-shrunk. Fits the same today as it will after your 50th skunked trip.

BREATHABLE 4.5 OZ FABRIC — Lightweight and cool from dawn till "just five more minutes."

TRUE-TO-SIZE UNISEX FIT — Relaxed, comfy, fits almost everybody. No sizing drama.

Built to Last

REINFORCED DURABILITY — Double-needle stitched at every seam that matters, so it holds up to way more wear than your fishing skills do.

SEAMLESS COLLAR — Quarter-turned construction, no weird center crease. Keeps its shape longer than your excuses do.

TEAR-AWAY LABEL — Tagless comfort, zero residue. One less thing to itch about while you're not catching anything.

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30-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE — Love your tee or get your money back. No fine print, no fish stories required.

PRINTED IN THE USA — All US orders are printed and shipped right here at home. About as American as showing up to fish and not catching anything.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

MADE IN THE USA (FLORIDA + TEXAS, LET'S GO)

We print our shirts right here in America. Could've gone cheaper overseas — didn't. Some things you just do right, like showing up to fish and not catching anything.

INTERNATIONAL MEMBERS?

Bad fishing is a global sport. We've got printers around the world so your gear shows up fast, no matter where you're failing to catch fish from.

Do you ship internationally?

WE SHIP EVERYWHERE

Bad fishing is universal, so yeah — we ship worldwide. Rates depend on where you're at, so peek at our shipping policy before checkout. No surprises, just excuses.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

YOU'LL GET A TRACKING NUMBER

Once your gear ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can stalk your package's journey right to your door. Way more productive than stalking fish.

What materials are your products made of?

THE MATERIALS ARE LEGIT

Our tees are soft, comfy, and built to survive whatever you put them through — long days on the water, zero fish, that one time you wiped your hands on it anyway. Exact fabric varies by item, so check the product page for the specifics.